chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

(via alibababoopbapbap)

buttsex-withgod:

save-my-unicorns:

terminallycaprici9us:

What the hell they’re wearing the exact same fucking thing

it’s the “my brother’s tired” ensemble

It went from being sad and drowning in my feels to being fucking hilarious.

(Source: kazuos, via randomslasher)

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via spicesandvirtues)

a-girl-with-insomnia:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

image

jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

show it to Jesus, I’m sure we all are going to heaven

(via samieballerina)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

(via samieballerina)

When it rains outside

Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
Paramore fandom: ANd WHEN IT RAINS... ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN IT TOUCHES...EVERYTHING
Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
Ncis Fandom: SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

(Source: garfys, via vaguelypedopheilicteenageblogger)

believe-y0ucan:

yanilavigne:

I just cried.
“first time daddy sees his 3 week old”
this is beautiful. 
He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.
i will never NOT reblog this. this is absolutely beautiful.
:’)
My heart just super bleeded from all the love of this photo.

This is amazing.

believe-y0ucan:

yanilavigne:

I just cried.

“first time daddy sees his 3 week old”

this is beautiful.

He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.

i will never NOT reblog this. this is absolutely beautiful.

:’)

My heart just super bleeded from all the love of this photo.

This is amazing.

(Source: atheistangel, via vaguelypedopheilicteenageblogger)